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Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?

addiction, compulsive behavior, excessive spending, gamble, gambling, intervention, lootbox, lootbox addiction, lootbox counseling, lootbox help, lootbox intervention, lootbox problem, lootbox recovery, lootbox spending, lootbox support, lootbox therapy, Lootboxes, madness, mental health, problem gambling, problem shopping, Shop, shopping, Therapy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Dimension Hops:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lootboxes that will make u question ur life choices!!! spend all ur money on virtual items that u dont even need!!! u might end up in debt but at least u will have a sick diamond sword!!! join now and see if u have a shopping problem or a gambling problem!!! either way, u will have a blast on our server!!! come on, what are u waiting for??? dive into the virtual world of questionable financial decisions!!!

Vanilla Java 1.21: Where Ordinary Meets Hermitcraft-like, with a Side of Fabric and Whitelist

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Focused, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraftlike, java, Map, meets, Nether, ordinary, Player Base, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Side, Simple VoiceChat, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3461
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Emeralds Found:	9453	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Minecraft Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Our Server Features

Version: 1.21 – Always up to date with the latest features and updates!
Community-Focused: Small, friendly group of players building, adventuring, and working on projects together.
Grief Protection: Measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

Mods

– BlueMap

– AudioPlayer

– Simple VoiceChat

– Dragon Elytra Drops

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players: Like-minded individuals who are active and respectful.
Whitelisted server to ensure a high-quality community.
Events: Participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD

We can’t wait to see what amazing creations you bring to the server!

Happy crafting!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life mods.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
Are there griefers on the server?	We have measures in place to protect builds from griefing.
What kind of events do you have?	We host PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Van Gogh’s Souped Minecraft Server

Art Conservation, art history, Art Reproductions, artistic interpretation, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, famous artists, Fossil Fuels, Goghs, Impressionist Art, Just Stop Oil, Minecraft, OIL INDUSTRY, renewable energy, Server, Souped, Souped Again, Stop Oil Pollution, sustainable practices, van, Van Gogh Paintings, Vincent Van Gogh, youtube video

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness the madness of Van Gogh paintings coming to life and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Our server is so wild that even the oil paintings are trying to escape their canvas prisons! Who knew that Minecraft could be so avant-garde? Join us for a truly surreal experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure. Join now and help us stop the madness of Van Gogh paintings souping around the server! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Asian heritage, bamboo, Brit, British economy, British politics, budget planning, chancellor, conservative party, economic policy, edish, environmental initiatives, Finance minister, financial management, fiscal responsibility, government spending, green technology, Minecraft, political leadership, renewable resources, rishi sunak, smp, Sustainable development, UK Government

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2718
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

BlockPartyMom

Baby name, baby shower, BlockPartyMom, c-section, Communication, compassion, cousin names, Decision making, emotional impact, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family tension, family traditions, Family Values, hurt feelings, infertility struggles, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, sibling rivalry, sister relationships

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you can create your own unique world and name your creations whatever you want – no family drama allowed! Plus, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battles, all without anyone stealing your baby name.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs cousins sharing names when you can have a pet dragon instead? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the most drama-free server around!

SingleSquad Minecraft SMP

baggage, Communication, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, Expectations, fear of commitment, love, Minecraft, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-sabotage, single, SingleSquad, smp, Standards, Timing, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our SMP is here to save you from eternal singledom! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate among our community of players who are all just as desperate for love as you are. Who knows, you might even find your player two to build a pixelated castle with and live happily ever after in the virtual sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and say goodbye to being a forever alone blockhead!

BlockyVirginityGone

BlockyVirginityGone, Communication, consent, emotions, Expectations, first time, Intimacy, losing virginity, Pain, personal growth, Pleasure, PRESSURE, Reality, regret, satisfaction, Self Discovery, sexual experience, society, stigma, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of losing your virginity in the same old boring ways? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a virginity-losing experience like no other! Our virtual world is filled with exciting challenges and obstacles that will make you forget all about that awkward first time. Plus, who needs real-life intimacy when you can have virtual intimacy with our pixelated characters? Join us now and say goodbye to boring virginity loss forever!

PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, israel palestine conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Netanyahu, Netanyahu speech, Peace, Peace efforts, peace talks, peacecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Speech, territorial disputes, UN, united nations, world leaders

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself came on and was all like, “Israel wants peace but, like, enough is enough, dudes!” And we were all like, “Whoa, that’s intense, bro.” But then he was like, “Join this server for the most epic battles and the dankest memes, yo.” And we were all like, “Say no more, fam, we’re in!” So, like, if you wanna have a blast and chill with world leaders, join this server, man. It’s gonna be lit AF.

NasrallahsGoneBoom

airstrike, Armed Forces, Beirut, central command, Conflict, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGoneBoom, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, security threat, strikes, Targeting, terrorist organization

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6906	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the IDF is striking Hezbollah central command in Beirut? Like, they’re straight up targeting Nasrallah and causing chaos in the virtual world! 😱🔥

Join us on this server for some intense PvP battles and epic raids as we navigate through the war-torn landscape of Beirut. Build your own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the opposition.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the ruins of the city, guarded by mythical creatures and ancient traps. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets of Beirut and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this war-torn world? 😉🎮💣

ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

alarming surge, Childhood, childhood fitness, childhood health, childhood health crisis, childhood health epidemic, childhood health issue, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, childhood weight, childhood well-being, childhood wellness, ChunkyKids, continents, Crisis, global crisis, health crisis, Nations, Obesity epidemic, overweight, prevalence, united states

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
New Chunks Explored:	84836	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!