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AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

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Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	79	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4497	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	231
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Mines Excavated:	4392	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	8891
Enchantments Applied:	55	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

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