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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9364 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
