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Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Emeralds Found:	6132	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3176	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Holy Coconut

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	18

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

heiligekokos.g-portal.game:29331

Raftel

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	2831	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

raftel.craft.gg:10025

MineReam Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Farms Harvested:	746	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

135.181.237.60:25814

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	147
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!