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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2061 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 51 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws epic raves every saturday night. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.
our villagers have started a rebellion against the iron golems and now they’re all wearing top hats and monocles. it’s a sight to see, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention our zombies have learned how to do the cha-cha slide? it’s a real thriller, let me tell ya.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’ll blow your mind.