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Nostalgia Trip Minecraft Server

$9 per thousand words, building, Commissions, Discord, dropping pretenses, Duo, email, Investigating, Minecraft, Mystery Inc, Nostalgia, old times, Paypal, Reminiscing, Robocod, run down, Server, trip, uncommon, worked up

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and outrageous investigations!

Picture this: a ragtag group of Minecraft players, reminiscing about old times and getting all worked up over a run-down building they’re investigating. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover as they delve deeper into the unknown?

But that’s not all! We also offer commissions for writing, because why not? $9 per thousand words, because we believe in fair compensation for your creativity. Just leave your email or discord if you’re interested. PayPal only, because we like to keep things fancy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just become the next member of our very own Mystery Inc duo!

Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun

adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, adult industry, big white cock, bwc, coom, erotic services, exotic women, fetish, Fun, interracial, intimate encounters, Minecraft, orgasmic pleasure, paid companionship, paid encounters, paid services, sensual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, smp, Stroke, taboo desires, taboo relationships

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Villages Defended:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	663804

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring vanilla servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on this server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire because you thought lava was a good interior design choice. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry that will stop at nothing to protect their leader. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you be pecked to death by his feathered minions?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, Community, Connection, Country, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, experiences, Global, Identity, International, Minecraft, perspective, relatability, relatable, Server, Similarities, society, Traditions, Understanding, worldviews

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.

4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).

””Come Home”” Minecraft SMP

come back, Come home, come home soon, emotional, Heartfelt, home, Homesick, Hope, longing, longing for home, love, Minecraft, missing presence, missing someone, missing you, mumei, Nostalgia, RETURN, reunion, sentimental, smp, Waiting, yearning

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Players Killed by Monsters:	9831
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us on our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of llamas and pandas. Mumei, we’re waiting for you to come home and join the fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, Ike_Eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, Luca_Kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, MillieParfait, Minecraft, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, PALS, Petra_Gurin, petragurin, PIXEL, ReimuEndou, RenZott0, Rosemi_Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, Shu_Yamino, sonny_brisko, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, Tyrant_Vanta, uki_violeta, Ver_Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, Vox_Akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	221

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu!

We’ve got more drama than a creeper blowing up your house, with factions like OBSYDIA and Ethyria battling it out for dominance. Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino’s epic build battles that will leave you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Noctyx brings the party with Sonny Brisko and Alban Knox, while ILUNA is the place to be for MariaMari0nette’s wild adventures. And don’t even get us started on XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran will have you laughing until you cry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky discordfags and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a horde of zombies!

Steak Lover Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Alteration, CHANGE, Customization, Development, Enhancement, gameplay, graphics, Improvement, Lover, Mechanics, Minecraft, mod, Modification, Revision, smp, steak, transformation, update, video game

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to join in on the fun. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their Minecraft life. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, this server is like no other.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only the bravest and most daring players can uncover their secrets.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and be prepared for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TerresMC

auction house, Cross-Play, Custom Bot, Discord integration, discord server, Economy, Ender Dragon Battles, Exploration, Fancy Portals, Griefers, Homes & Teleports, Item-Based Trade Shops, Land Claims, minecraft server, player-driven economy, Portals, Private Ender Dragon Fights, PvE, reconnecting, Roleplay, Safe Trades, Survival, Team Building, Team Management, Trade Auction House

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Private Ender Dragon Fights: Don’t miss out on one of Minecraft’s greatest achievements! Invite your friends for private Ender Dragon battles and conquer the End together—without worrying about other players. Item-Based Trade Shops: No virtual currency here! Set up your own trade shop with real in-game items, and let the players come shopping. You control the items and trades, creating a truly player-driven economy. Trade Auction House: Visit our Auctioneer in the village and auction off your items! Set your own price and watch as others bid for your goods in this competitive marketplace. Fancy Portals: Unleash your creativity with custom-shaped portals! Build and design portals however you want—your imagination is the limit. We can’t wait to see the incredible builds you create with this feature! Team Management with Discord Integration: Create your own team on our Discord server and manage everything with our custom bot. Your team will get a unique role to show off, and everything is automated for ease.

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Mirror’s Edge Minecraft Server

action, Adrenaline, Adventure, agility, Combat, dystopian future, ea, edge, FAITH, First-Person, free running, futuristic, Minecraft, Mirrors, mirrors edge, New game, Parkour, Rooftops, Running, Sequel, Server, SPEED, urban-exploration, video game

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	133	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of waiting for a new Mirrors Edge game? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can channel your inner Faith and parkour your way through our virtual cityscape! Jump from building to building, dodge obstacles, and feel the adrenaline rush as you navigate the urban jungle like a true free runner.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us now and experience the thrill of Mirrors Edge in Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you start, you may never want to leave!

The Unjust and Glutenous Predators Minecraft SMP

agendas, agents, assets, Behavior, Culling, DARK AGE, diseased, Elites, Excuses, Global scale, Glutenous, ISOLATED, justifications, KAKERGI, loyalty, Minecraft, narratives, PREDATORS, Purge, smp, unjust, wretches

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	1619
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of unjust predators ruining your Minecraft SMP experience? Join us on our server where we cull those who prey on the weak! We’re on a mission to purge the world of toxic players and bring back sanity and logic to the game. So if you’re ready to take down the KAKERGI agents and assets, grab your sword and join us in the ultimate culling adventure! Let the scum seethe as we clean up the server one player at a time. Don’t be a victim of dark energy, join us and be a part of the purge that will go down in Minecraft history!

ICELAND server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, description, GIF, Iceland, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

You have never seen such anarchy even in your dreams!

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