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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2349 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 369949 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
SMii7Y, also known as Jaren Smith, is a popular YouTube content creator and Twitch streamer known for his comedic gaming videos and entertaining commentary. With a strong 
