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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2345 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.