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BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Votes:	6752
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3857
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	76	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mines Excavated:	3565	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ores Mined:	1337
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!

InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep

brain imaging, brain scans, dreaming, insomnia, insomnia research, insomnia subtypes, insomnia treatment, InsomniacCraft, neurological disorders, personalized medicine, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep disorders treatment, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep medicine, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep studies, sleep therapy, subtypes of insomnia, tailored treatment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.