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Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4072

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Animals Bred:	155
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Emeralds Found:	1479
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Star Shards Collected:	124	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

apples, autumn, Brit, British, crunchy, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fruit, Harvest, Healthy Eating, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, Orchard, organic, red, seasonal fruits, smp, snack, SWEET, United Kingdom, vitamin C

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!