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MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

Canada, economic impact, global market, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, mexico, new, North America, North American Free Trade Agreement, orders, protectionism, Refuse, steel industry, steel production, steelmakers, supply chain, TacoCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, US

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2051	Dragon Eggs Found:	3243
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

Asshole to Asshole Craft

Asshole, asshole to asshole, awkward situations, body parts, Boundaries, cheek to cheek, closeness, Craft, cultural norms, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, personal boundaries, personal connections, personal space, physical boundaries, physical contact, physical proximity, social customs, social interactions, social norms, taboo

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5446	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

Cobbleton Forever

Backpacks, Cobbleton, collaboration, cooperation, crops, discord server, Fern’s Furniture, Ip:, Map, Modpack, paths, player application, Portal Scrolls, pouches, rules, Secret’s Journal, Shelford, smp, stonecutter recipes, Treasure Hunts, Website, Wiki

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Overview

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

Quick Info

IP
play.cobbleton.com

Links

About Us

Pouches and backpacks
Portal Scrolls for teleportation
Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
Tons of quality of life changes
Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
Various world types like resource and creative
No P2W mechanics

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

Oshi Eats & Collabs 1.20

collaboration, Collabs, craving, desire, Eating, Eats, eats out, Fan, FANTASY, Hunger, Idol, indulgence, INTIMATE, Naughty, Oshi, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, Sensual, taboo, weeks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	457363	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	2289	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	5746
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic collabs with your favorite idols! We’ll make sure you have a wild time building together and then we’ll feast on virtual delicacies like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real food when you can have a taste of victory in every bite? Come join us for a crazy ride through the world of blocky adventures and questionable culinary choices!

SisFreeRidesNoMore

ADVANTAGE, Boundaries, compensation, convenience, Driving, Excuses, family, Flaky, Fun, Guilt, Help, oldest sister, Plans, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Siblings, SisFreeRidesNoMore, Transportation, Uber, youngest sister

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6157	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

DreamCraft: Not as Glam as You Think

DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DreamCraft, expectations vs reality, false beliefs, false perceptions, fantasy vs truth, fantasy world, glam, harsh reality, harsh truths, idealization, idealized images, misconceptions, reality check, romantic fantasies, romantic illusions, romanticized notions, ROMANTICIZING, rose-colored glasses, shattered dreams, unmet expectations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8636	Holy Grails Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of people romanticizing things that are just not as great as they seem? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shatter all your illusions! Join us for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and reality is always stranger than fiction.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes? Trust us, it’s a real thing.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want that? And on our server, that dream can become a reality. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things may not be as romantic as you imagine, but they sure are a whole lot more fun!

UkrainianTerritoryWars

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German politics, international relations, Merz, nato, opposition leader, peace negotiations, political statements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UkrainianTerritoryWars, war rhetoric

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Farms Harvested:	572	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3278	Mines Excavated:	1423
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.

u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.

also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.

so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?

Schroedinger’s Cat’s 8 Lives

Animal Behavior, cat in a box, Cats, lives, multiple lives, paradoxical situations, philosophical implications, probability theory, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum superposition, quantum theory, Schroedinger’s cat, Schroedingers, Scientific inquiry, scientific paradox, theoretical physics, theoretical science, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Runes Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where schroedinger’s cat has up to eighth lifes left like wtf that’s crazy right? we got creepers that dance to disco music and zombies that do the cha cha slide. our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance, it’s a whole party up in here. we even have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether. join us for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it!

Eco-Friendly Microbead Madness

Alternative, Beauty Products, biodegradable material, Chemical engineers, eco-friendly, EcoFriendly, environmental impact, environmentally-friendly, green technology, health products, innovation, madness, Microbead, microbeads, microplastics replacement, mit, plastic alternatives, plastic pollution, pollution prevention, sustainable, sustainable beauty, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got a new biodegradable material dat replaces microplastics like wut even is a microbead anyway? our crazy MIT chemical engineers went wild and created dis eco-friendly alternative dat will blow ur mind!! now u can mine and craft without worryin bout messin up da environment cuz we got ur back yo!! come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!! #ecoheroes #minecraftmadness

The Banana

Adventure, banana, Biomes, Builders, city, Community, creativity, decorators, Difficulty, Farming, gameplay, landscapes, Livestock, Minecraft, Mods, Neighborhoods, Origins, player-driven, Server, smp, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Banana SMP: Season Three Overview

Feature	Description
Origin Selection	Choose your Origin to start your journey
Neighborhoods	5 unique neighborhoods to claim your home or go solo
Community Focus	Community driven server with opportunities to shape the City Center
Increased Difficulty	Challenges and rewards await in a world of creativity and adventure

FAQ

What is Banana SMP Season Three?

Banana SMP is a Minecraft server with Vanilla++ roots and exciting new mods for Season Three. It emphasizes a vibrant community focus and offers various neighborhoods for different playstyles.

How can I join Banana SMP?

To join Banana SMP, you can check out the modpack and modlist on CurseForge and join the Discord server to get whitelisted.

What are the different neighborhoods in Banana City?

Banana City features Suburbs for builders, Inner City for team players, and Rural Areas for farming enthusiasts.

What challenges can I expect in Banana SMP?

With increased difficulty, Banana SMP presents hidden dangers in the shadows, but the rewards are worth the challenge.