Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
105/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
19 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
2 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
3 |
Animals Bred: |
192 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
6 |
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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.