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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6668 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
so, liek, u kno how Hamas has these crazy tunnels n stuff? well, our Minecraft server is kinda like that, but without all the danger and stuff. u can build ur own tunnels and hideouts and stuff, just like Hamas, but without the whole terrorism thing.
come join us and see if u can outsmart the IDF, who apparently think our tunnels are in “good functional state.” like, who even knew the IDF was checking out Minecraft servers? they must be super impressed with our tunnel-building skills.
so, if u wanna be a tunnel master like Hamas, but without all the political drama, come join our server. we promise u won’t get in trouble with the IDF, unless u start building actual tunnels in real life. then u might have some problems. but in Minecraft, anything goes!
