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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4080 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3528 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
