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InflamedMindsMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	800092	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Animals Bred:	74
Enchantments Applied:	207	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	3626	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8757

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

FatahFrenzyMC

armed conflict, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Fatah, FatahFrenzyMC, foreign relations, hezbollah, international news, Israel, le monde, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, targeted killing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Void Armor Forged:	28
Crops Grown:	1992	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

u know what else is killin it? this minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with blocky pigs and creepers! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and enchanted swords that can slay dragons with one hit! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens!

rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all the land. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the world of minecraft!

PixelPerfectCraft

beauty standards, camera quality, digital age, digital filters, FILTERS, grainy quality, image editing, modern society, Nostalgia, old cameras, photo manipulation, photography, PixelPerfectCraft, self improvement, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, social media, Technology, visual aesthetics., visual culture

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.