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SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	191	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Farms Harvested:	489

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5951

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Votes:	4088	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	69
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Star Shards Collected:	177
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉