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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8257	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Buildings Constructed:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8595	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4361	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	195	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8015	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Votes:	6950	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Potions Brewed:	111

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	651945	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	64	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!