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CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	121

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	8514	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Animals Bred:	84
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Animals Bred:	80	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4537	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4873	Votes:	2303
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	113
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	162	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!