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4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6297	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	9253	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	1073	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	847029
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9194

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

alternative methods, Aqua, bodily fluids, Cleanup, Cum, disposal method, Ejaculate, ejaculation, empty water bottles, hygiene, intimate activities, jizz, Minecraft, privacy concerns, quencher, Semen, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual release, smp, Sperm, taboo, Thirst, tissue, waste management

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	289675	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!