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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7266 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!