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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8125 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!