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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9438 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 1928 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
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