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CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Potions Brewed:	100	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	878307
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	2950
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	126	Ores Mined:	7605
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Crops Grown:	4026

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

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