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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5057 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 442 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
