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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6271 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.
