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CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	144	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5689
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	3813
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	133
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!