Players: |
109/700 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
6 |
Star Shards Collected: |
167 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
8 |
Dimension Hops: |
12 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
41 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
4 |
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