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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5799 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!