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MealRegret Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, chef’s reaction, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, dining out, fish finger sandwich, fishy taste, food preferences, food quality, independent cafe, meal replacement, MealRegret, Minecraft, overcooked food, paying for meal, restaurant etiquette, restaurant experience, Server, supporting local businesses, Tipping

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.

And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!

MomzHouseSaver420

addiction, birthday celebration, Boundaries, difficult situations, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, Enabling, family, financial responsibility, financial struggle, foreclosure, MomzHouseSaver420, Mortgage, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s day, Rehab, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	4260
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your mom’s crazy antics.

On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?

So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!

ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

Cold bruschetta, Cold ceviche, Cold cheesecake, Cold crab legs, Cold fried chicken, Cold fruit salad, Cold gazpacho, Cold hummus, Cold ice cream, Cold lobster tail, Cold macaroni and cheese, Cold pasta salad, cold pizza, Cold potato salad, Cold quiche, Cold sandwiches, Cold shrimp cocktail, Cold soup, Cold sushi, Cold tiramisu, ColdHotFood, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8756
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

MineOlympics2024

athlete’s perspective, bidding process, city, Country, Cultural significance, Dream destination, economic impact, fan experience, Global Event, historical venue, Hosting, Infrastructure, international competition, Legacy, location, logistical considerations, MineOlympics2024, olympic games, sports event, tourism, travel

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	96	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	2255
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MineRealm

Active, Adventures, Community, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, java, Legit, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

MineRealm Overview

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Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

How long has MineRealm been running?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.

Anime Year Quest 1.20.4

“2000s”, 1.20.4, 2006, 2006 anime, animated, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, Childhood, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite show, japanese animation, long tail tags, mine, Nostalgia, Quest, series, television, tv show, year

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

OMG, come join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft like it’s 2006, the golden age of anime!

We have pixelated waifus and blocky senpais waiting for you to join and build the most kawaii creations ever seen in the digital world!

Don’t be a baka, join now and let’s unleash our inner otaku while punching trees and fighting creepers! It’s like living in your favorite anime, but with more explosions and less body pillows!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory in a world where anime dreams come true! Let’s goooooo!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Emeralds Found:	7952
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	624
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Star Shards Collected:	89
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Farms Harvested:	527
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Love Letters Sent:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!