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TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

codes, Conspiracy, controversy, Cooking, current events, Drumf, Drumfs, Dutch oven, Espionage, Government, humor, kitchen, Oven, Parody, Politics, president, RUN, satire, scandal, Secrets, SECURITY, social commentary, tiny hands, TinyHandsCraft, Wild

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Towns Built:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8528	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Void Gems Collected:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5623
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Votes:	5271
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1891	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!