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Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Votes:	1536
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4655	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	4576	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Dimension Hops:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	263	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Buildings Constructed:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!