| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2175 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6639 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3001 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5243 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 5572 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 238 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 621 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Votes: | 9311 | Emeralds Found: | 8102 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1344 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6570 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1188 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4308 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3546 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3701 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5135 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Votes: | 5417 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1090 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | New Chunks Explored: | 793752 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7238 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6950 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 416487 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
