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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2039 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 385 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!