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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6805 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 379 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 26 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Yes, you heard that right, a chicken boss with laser eyes! Defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite power!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they’ll take emeralds, but close enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it? Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this insane?