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PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6543
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	269
Ores Mined:	5552	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

authentic, Axes, bow, BUTTER, Chaos, Clients, Community, Conquer, Creavity, Destruction, east, Economy, Exploration, free, hacked, jelly, Monuments, peanut, Piston, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, SURVIVE, Svanilla, sword, testament, tradition, tree farms, Usa, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

LmaoCraft Server

Lmao fr though funny humor laughing hilarious jokes comedy entertainment laughter chuckles amusement giggles comical jest jesting mirth jocularity uproarious, LMAOcraft, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	297
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	2646	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

challenge, Cunt, Dance, do you skibidi rizz ohio, do you skibidi rizz ohio in your cunt, do you skibidi rizz ohio in your cunt fr, fr, funny, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Ohio, RIZZ, rizz ohio, skibidi, skibidi rizz ohio, skibidi rizz ohio in your cunt, skibidi rizz ohio in your cunt fr, SkibidiRizzOhioCraft, smp, social media, song, trend, viral

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Void Gems Collected:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	501
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

awkward, beach etiquette, body positivity, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSING, fear of exposure, judgmental people, legal issues, Minecraft, nude beach, NudeBeachDisaster, privacy concerns, public nudity, sand in sensitive areas, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, sunburn, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected visitors, wardrobe malfunction, worst situation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	234452	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

MomCraft – Grief Edition

acceptance, bereavement, coping, counseling, Edition, emotional, family, Grief, Grieving Process, healing, Loneliness, long-term effects, love, Memories, MomCraft, mother loss, moving forward, parent loss, Sadness, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	94	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of dealing with the loss of a parent and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is here to support you through tough times and make you laugh until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical healing powers that can help you cope with your grief. So why wait? Join us now and let the healing begin!

CraftyMedicRage

activism, Civil unrest, CraftyMedicRage, crime, DOCTORS, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, medic, murder, protest movement, PROTESTS, public outcry, rape, Safety, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS, work stoppage

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on pigs. But don’t worry, our admin team is on it and will help you fight them off with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Need a break from all the action? Head over to our peaceful village where you can trade with villagers for rare items like exploding sheep and flying llamas. And don’t forget to visit our disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the dragon the longest. And every Friday night, we host a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

Cisco’s LARPing Adventure

Abilities, Adventure, Ancient Ruins, Builder, CISCOS, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, enchanted forests, Larping, legendary quests, Lore, Mage, Magic, Modded, Modpack, Mystery, Npcs, RPG, server ip, Skill Progression, Vast World, warrior

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Cisco’s Medieval Fantasy RPG [Ultimate] Server

Welcome to Cisco’s Medieval Fantasy RPG [Ultimate] Server! Join our community for a rich medieval experience with a welcoming community, no banned items, and a ranking system to enhance your gameplay.

Modpack Overview:

Features	Description
Epic Medieval Fantasy	Immerse yourself in a rich, medieval world filled with magic, dungeons, and legendary quests.
RPG Experience	Deep RPG experience with skill progression, custom classes, and unique abilities.
Vast World and Lore	Explore a detailed world with its own lore, history, and secrets to uncover.

Join our community: Discord

Server IP: 95.217.104.88:25572

Modpack: Curseforge

FAQs:

1. Are there any banned items on the server?

No, we have no banned items on our server to provide a free and creative gameplay experience.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Server IP: 95.217.104.88:25572 in your Minecraft client.

3. Is there a ranking system on the server?

Yes, we have a ranking system in place to enhance your gameplay experience and provide goals to strive for.