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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2841 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 730 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
