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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1124 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 120 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4724 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
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