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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3553 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5871 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 409 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
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