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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5527 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Farms Harvested: | 423 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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