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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5527 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Farms Harvested: | 423 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!