Minecraft tutorial funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ImplyCraft: GF Eviction Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are formed and adventures await!

Join us on this server where we have a rich backstory of gaming clans and unlikely friendships. Just like how we rescued a 12-year-old kid named Bob from bullies in Rust and turned him into one of our closest friends. Who knew that a virtual friendship could lead to real-life wedding invites from Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, and Poland?

But beware, drama lurks in the shadows of our server! Witness the tale of a girlfriend accusing her boyfriend of being a predator for simply gaming with his friends. Will he kick her out of his house or will her family convince him otherwise? Find out on our server where the drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a mix of friendship, drama, and outrageous stories, then join us now! Who knows, you might just find your own Bob to game with for years to come.

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NoAppendixNoProblem

NoAppendixNoProblem

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your appendix again! That’s right, we guarantee that all players will have their appendix magically removed upon joining our server. Say goodbye to potential appendicitis and hello to a life of worry-free gaming! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of spleens who are always looking for new members to join their spleen-tastic adventures. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate organ-free Minecraft experience!

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DroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial incursion, airspace violation, defense systems, Denies, Diplomatic tension, downing, drone technology, DroneWars, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical dispute, international news, international relations, military conflict, military defense, Military operations, Minecraft, political controversy, Romania, Russian drones, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

lol u know where u won’t get denied? on our epic minecraft server! we don’t deny anything, especially not the fun u’ll have when u join us. like, u can build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle against evil creepers. plus, we totally didn’t down any drones over ukraine, so u know we’re cool. come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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DroneDefenseCraft: Ukraine’s SoundSentry

acoustic drone detection, air defense, Army, cooperation, Copying, Defense, DroneDefenseCraft, Effective, innovation, low cost, Military, Network, option, SECURITY, SENSORS, SoundSentry, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, U.S, Ukraine, Ukraines

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have a network of 10,000 acoustic sensors just like Ukraine! We use them to detect sneaky creepers trying to blow up our epic builds. The U.S. Army is even interested in copying us because we’re THAT good at defending against air attacks! So come join us and be part of the most lit defense network in Minecraft history! #CreeperDefenseSquad #UkraineWho?

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CancerKillerCraft

Bacterial infection, bacterial therapy, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CancerKillerCraft, common bacteria, Fusobacterium, head and neck cancer, infection, Lab studies, Medical research, Microbiome, mouth bacteria, oncology, oral health, oral microbiota, risk of death, Tumor Cells, viable cells

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can kill cancers! you heard it right, folks! just hop on our server and let the fusobacterium work its magic on those pesky cancer cells. who needs chemotherapy when you have a minecraft server, amirite?

we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!

join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.

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The Dark Age

ai bots, castle siege, Classes, historical, KitPvP, Maps, minecraft server, Mines of Moria, PvP, The Dark Age

Castle Siege Game – Play with 18 unique classes and maps ranging from Historical Castles to the Mines of Moria.

Even when there aren’t many players online, play against AI bots to keep the game fun!

TheDarkAge.net

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HeartBreakCraft: Where griefing is encouraged and resets never happen! Join the chaos now! 1.20.2 Java edition, 15 players on!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Chaos, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, Edition, encouraged, Griefing, happen, Hate Speech, HeartbreakCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Players, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Virginia, Warps, Website

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

General Information:

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Pay-to-win Store	No pay-to-win store
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019

Technical Information:

Feature	Description
Server Hardware	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins	Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver
World Size	Main world: 90,000 x 90,000 \| Other worlds: 20,000 x 20,000

Useful Links:

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store with no paid perks.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, the server does not have limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: What is the server difficulty?

A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.

Q: Is there a world reset?

A: No, the world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

”CreeperCraze Minecraft Server”

Analysis, Behavior, Communication, CreeperCraze, cultural influences, Curiosity, Decision making, emotions, Human nature, individual differences, Minecraft, Motivations, observations, personality traits, Psychology, Questioning, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Understanding human behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you questioning why you ever played on those other servers.

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and explode confetti instead of blowing up your builds. We have a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, but in a good way! You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft. From parkour courses filled with flying chickens to PvP battles on a giant cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why are we like this? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Join our server and let your inner goofball run wild. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for Minecraft in the most unexpected way.

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SplatoonCraft SMP – Inked and Linked

Colorful, Community, competitive, cultural impact, Gaming, gaming culture, ink, inked, Japan, Japanese market, linked, multiplayer, Nintendo, nintendo switch, ONLINE, Phenomenon, Popular, Shooter, smp, splatoon, SplatoonCraft, Squid, success, video games

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of a server where the players are all secretly ninja warriors from Japan. Rumor has it that the reason this series got so massive in Japan is because the players have to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments using only their ninja skills and diamond swords. Plus, there’s a secret hot spring hidden somewhere on the map where players can relax and strategize their next move while soaking in the healing waters. So if you want to test your ninja skills and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft, join us now!

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SeaLionVsChimpzCraft

Animals, big, BIZARRE, chance, chimpanzees, encounter, Event, eXtraordinary, JUMPED, marine life, Nature, occurrence, Possibility, PRIMATES, sea lion, SeaLionVsChimpzCraft, unexpected, Unique, Wild, wildlife, world

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE WORLD IS SO BIG THAT THE CHANCES OF A SEA LION GETTING JUMPED BY CHIMPANZEES, OR SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY LIKE THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A POSSIBILITY.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.

ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.

IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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