Players: |
105/300 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
21 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
3 |
Mines Excavated: |
3582 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
1 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
5 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
8 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
10 |
Divine Spears Created: |
12 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
8 |
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