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MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	568	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2108	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7906	Ores Mined:	5165
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	9778	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4574
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Votes:	8121	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

– LOLcraft: “Sick Surprise Edition” – ZombieVirusCraft: “The Element of Surprise” – IllnessCraft: “Unexpectantly Infected” – SneakySicknessCraft: “A Healthy Dose of Chaos” – SurpriseSickCraft: “Unexpectedly Ailing Adventures”

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Farms Harvested:	844
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!