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PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4707	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	289499	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	6448
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9683	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3599
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crops Grown:	3351	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	154

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Votes:	9735
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!