| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3927 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 7925 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3109 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 849968 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.
By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8882 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Star Shards Collected: | 125 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2931 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.
With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3203 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3281 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1048 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7495 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4349 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2102 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!
plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1076 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6284 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!
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