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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9582 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 608410 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
so like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time and build stuff and mine and stuff? well this server is like, the place to be, man. like, seriously, u gotta join this server, it’s like, the best thing ever.
we got like, crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. and the best part is, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, seriously, u won’t find this stuff anywhere else.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride pigs off a cliff and see who can survive the longest. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so yeah, if u wanna have a blast and meet some awesome peeps, u gotta join this server. like, right now. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re a killer. literally.
