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DeutschCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it that if you find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a really cool hat, who knows?).

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Welcome to the madness that is mittagsausgabe Minecraft server!

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

climate change, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heatwave, heatwave cycle, heatwave frequency, heatwave season, heatwave trend, heatwave warning, HeatwaveCraft, hot weather, Hottest, Iceland, mass migration, Minecraft, normal weather, record heatwave, Server, Summer, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Votes:	984
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	85
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Votes:	340
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!