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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8544 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.