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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2552 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!