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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3484 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Ores Mined: | 2341 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.
plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.
so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.