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Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

Cavemans, Crafty, crazy, emotional well being, gender equality, Gender Roles, identity crisis, manhood, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, mental health, modern society, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, societal standards, Societys, Struggles, Surviving, toxic masculinity, traditional values, world

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

#lightsout, #nightowl, #nightynight, #pillowtalk, #sleepyhead, #sweetdreams, Bed.., BEDROOM, bedtime, Crafty, CREEPERS, dreaming, Dreamland, Goodnight, NAP, Nighttime, OFFLINE, REST, resting, Sleep, sleeptime, tired, zzz., Zzzs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	3026	Animals Bred:	196
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	101	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	240
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Blocky Broads & Bros

acceptance, blocky, Boys, breaking barriers, Broads, bros, Diversity, empowerment, equality, gender, Gender Fluidity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Girls, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, LGBTQ, nonconformity, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, LIVESTREAMING, Llamas, millie, nina, Online Community, Previous thread, Reimu, social media, twitch, twitter, video sharing, YeetCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

blocky, controversial, discrimination, Diversity, enjoyment, Faggots, FUNLAND, Gaming, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Leftist, niggers, offensive, Politics, PoliticsFree, prejudice, racism, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	6179
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dimension Hops:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

Adventures, blocky, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, Craft, Early-Access-In-2024, Edition, Exile, Literally Me Edition, necropolis, patch notes, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools and Utilities

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	3975
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, Want

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Love Letters Sent:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!