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HangryCraft

biscuits and gravy, Communication, compromise, Cook, Cooking, craving, Dinner, family, HangryCraft, Hungry, husband, Marriage, Meals, nachos, responsibilities, sharing, shopping, Store, Upset, Wife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	114

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you hungry like OP’s wife! Join us for some epic adventures and never-ending fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!

So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉

Creeper Beats Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of singing creepers who serenade you with your favorite song lyrics while you build and explore. Imagine building a castle while a creeper belts out “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony – it’s a truly magical experience. So come join us and let your creativity flow to the sweet sounds of explosive musical talent!

WishCraft FunLand

Birthday, birthday dream, birthday excitement, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday magic, birthday mystery, birthday ritual, birthday surprise, birthday tradition, birthday wish, blowing out candles, Cake, CANDLES, celebration, FUNLAND, Party, secret wish, special moment, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	4622
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and your secret birthday wish will come true! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a sword made of cheese? Easy peasy. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). So come join us and make all your wildest birthday wishes come true!

LostInUkraine Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, LostInUkraine, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, naval warfare, Navy, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Vessels, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance

aerospace, Alliance, Attack Drones, China, ChinaRussia, collaboration, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, innovation, international relations, Lethal, making, Military, Partnership, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Surveillance, Technology, Testing, UAVs, WARFARE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	6108
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	826834	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

captain america, comic book continuity, comic book lore, comics, cryogenics, frozen, FrozenCapInfiniteTime, iconic character, long-term effects, Marvel, marvel universe, preservation, SuperHero, superhero history, superhero legacy, superhero mythology, superhero resurrection, superhero revival, suspended animation, time freeze, time travel

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crops Grown:	9680	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Votes:	5849
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	171

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4913
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.