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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6502 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3384 |
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest conspiracy theories in the Minecraft world. Ever wondered why most of the lewdest shota are drawn by male artists? We’ve got the answers (spoiler alert: it involves a secret society of zombie pigmen).
So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!